{"id":10282611114258,"title":"Funny Shart Survival Kit","handle":"funny-shart-survival-kit","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🚨The Shart Survival Kit – Your Comprehensive Emergency Response System for Digestive Emergencies\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/6406\/7257\/files\/c11a1c4fa4f30d45b922e64492a71cef8aeb0e2f.gif?v=1754034373\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff8000;\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"449\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"291\" data-start=\"263\"\u003eEmergency Undergarments:\u003c\/strong\u003e Includes one pair of \"Oopsie Poopsie\" disposable underpants made of soft, hypoallergenic non-woven fabric to keep your dignity intact in times of distress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"587\" data-start=\"451\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"480\" data-start=\"451\"\u003eDouble-Layer Tissue Pack:\u003c\/strong\u003e The \"Brown Town\" tissues feature a wax-coated, dual-layer design for max absorbency and no seep-through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"731\" data-start=\"589\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"608\" data-start=\"589\"\u003eClean-Up Wipes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Comes with 8 extra-large (8\" x 8\") antibacterial wipes from the \"Clean Booty\" system, perfect for full-surface recovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"872\" data-start=\"733\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"761\" data-start=\"733\"\u003eCrisis Management Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e A waterproof, laminated instruction card gives you step-by-step support for navigating your moment of truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1003\" data-start=\"874\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"898\" data-start=\"874\"\u003eCommemorative Badge:\u003c\/strong\u003e Includes a 1.5\" die-cast metal “I Survived” pin so you can wear your experience like a badge of honor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1157\" data-start=\"1005\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1034\" data-start=\"1005\"\u003ePremium Safety Materials:\u003c\/strong\u003e All components are hypoallergenic, latex-free, odor-neutralizing, and vegan-friendly for a clean and conscious recovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1310\" data-start=\"1159\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1182\" data-start=\"1159\"\u003eCompact \u0026amp; Portable:\u003c\/strong\u003e The kit measures just 6\" x 4\" x 1.5\" and weighs only 7.2 oz — easy to stash in a backpack, desk drawer, or glove compartment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1437\" 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Shart Survival Kit – Your Comprehensive Emergency Response System for Digestive Emergencies\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0554\/6406\/7257\/files\/c11a1c4fa4f30d45b922e64492a71cef8aeb0e2f.gif?v=1754034373\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff8000;\"\u003eFEATURES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"449\" data-start=\"263\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"291\" data-start=\"263\"\u003eEmergency Undergarments:\u003c\/strong\u003e Includes one pair of \"Oopsie Poopsie\" disposable underpants made of soft, hypoallergenic non-woven fabric to keep your dignity intact in times of distress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"587\" data-start=\"451\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"480\" data-start=\"451\"\u003eDouble-Layer Tissue Pack:\u003c\/strong\u003e The \"Brown Town\" tissues feature a wax-coated, dual-layer design for max absorbency and no seep-through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"731\" data-start=\"589\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"608\" data-start=\"589\"\u003eClean-Up Wipes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Comes with 8 extra-large (8\" x 8\") antibacterial wipes from the \"Clean Booty\" system, perfect for full-surface recovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"872\" data-start=\"733\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"761\" data-start=\"733\"\u003eCrisis Management Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e A waterproof, laminated instruction card gives you step-by-step support for navigating your moment of truth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1003\" data-start=\"874\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"898\" data-start=\"874\"\u003eCommemorative Badge:\u003c\/strong\u003e Includes a 1.5\" die-cast metal “I Survived” pin so you can wear your experience like a badge of honor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1157\" data-start=\"1005\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1034\" data-start=\"1005\"\u003ePremium Safety Materials:\u003c\/strong\u003e All components are hypoallergenic, latex-free, odor-neutralizing, and vegan-friendly for a clean and conscious recovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1310\" data-start=\"1159\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1182\" data-start=\"1159\"\u003eCompact \u0026amp; Portable:\u003c\/strong\u003e The kit measures just 6\" x 4\" x 1.5\" and weighs only 7.2 oz — easy to stash in a backpack, desk drawer, or glove compartment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1437\" data-start=\"1312\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1333\" data-start=\"1312\"\u003ePerfect Gag Gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ideal for Secret Santa, gag gifts, or that friend who’s always “totally fine” after trying street food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff8000;\"\u003eSPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial: \u003c\/b\u003eMedical-grade plastics and fabrics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.2 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize: \u003c\/b\u003e6\" x 4\" x 1.5\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff8000;\"\u003ePACKAGE INCLUDES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 \u003cspan\u003e×\u003c\/span\u003e Funny Shart Survival 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